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Fred Rogers Memorial Cardigan
Mr Rogers loved red cardigans!
Price: $199.99

Cargo Jeans
Jeans but more pockets!!
Price: $199.99

Yellow Hoodie
Made with love and yellow materials
Price: $119.99

Orange Pen Shirt
It does not come with the pen.
Price: $89.99

Cargo Shorts
What's wrong with cargo shorts?
Price: $70.00
Skirt
This is too expensive for a skirt
Price: $80.00

purple socks
they also have pockets
Price: $40.00
Pink Skirt With Pockets
Finally! A skirt with pockets.
Price: $60.00

Floral Sundress
It has pockets!
Price: $60.00
Black Bomber Jacket
It has more pockets than normal!
Price: $139.99

Practical Cowboy Hat
A cowboy hat for a boy scout inventory
Price: $190.00
Green Velvet Evil Step-Mother Dress
Perfect for looking like a Disney villain with some pockets
Price: $189.99

Dark Blue Formal Dress
Never have you looked so good in something with POCKETS!!!!
Price: $239.99

IHP Jeans
Jeans!
Price: $60.00

Grey Sweater
Sweater with pocket
Price: $80.00
IHP Baseball cap
it has but one little pocket. It counts.
Price: $49.99

Sun Hat
A lovely sun hat with a detachable pocket!
Price: $49.99

Suit That is WAY Too Tight
Have you noticed how suits these days look like they're trying to squeeze the wearer into a pancake?
Price: $349.99

Exercise Shorts
Run a mile without leaving what you need behind!
Price: $40.00

Christmas Sweater
Ho ho ho! Pockets! That's all I got, I can't get more festive than that in July.
Price: $99.99

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